FLUDD
- HILARY MANTEL
I used to live in Budleigh Salterton which is where Hilary Mantel
lives, and she was my neighbour. Budleigh, in case anyone is unaware,
is the next town along the coast past Exmouth. Budleigh's such a
small town and news travels faster than a sigh. Everybody there wants
to know the next man's secret so every time we'd meet upon the street
we had to keep it like sister and brother. We'd wave to each other as
we didn't want all the world to know we were really lovers, so we'd
talk about the weather until we were alone together.
It's a strange place, actually, Budleigh. As with every small town
there's always gossip but that gossip never goes beyond its
boundaries. It's where Lady Di used to go when she was seeing James
Hewitt, presumably because they thought they wouldn't be bothered by
anyone there. And they were right. Everyone who saw them walking
along the beach knew who they were but they never caused a fuss or
said anything.
When Hilary Mantel moved there, it was just after her winning the Man
Booker Prize so anyone who knew anything about books knew exactly who
she was but again, no-one caused a fuss. I certainly didn't, anyway.
What first caught my attention about her was when she said in an
interview that she didn't have a bohemian bone in her body and I
thought this quite interesting. Most people I knew who possessed a
so-called 'awareness' were always steeped in so-called bohemian
culture and there was never any surprise when I'd peruse their book
shelves or rifle through their record collection. We all seemed to
have read the same books and liked the same kind of music. It was all
a bit boring, really. I mean, I don't want all people to be the same
as me and to share my tastes. If that was what I wanted then I'd join
the Jehovah Witnesses.
With her winning the Man Booker, Hilary's fame suddenly grew and then
for some inexplicable reason she became a hate figure for the Daily
Mail. Following a speech she gave regarding the royals and Kate
Middleton, the Mail took a few lines from what was quite a long talk
and twisted them out of context, in the process turning her words
into a 'venomous attack'. The on-line bile then unleashed by readers
of the Mail, the Telegraph and even the Independent was astonishing,
ending up with even David Cameron and Ed Miliband joining in with the
condemnation.
Bruised but unbowed, Hilary stood her ground and replied that she had
nothing to apologise for. With the publication of her collection of
short stories going under the title The Assassination Of Margaret
Thatcher, she induced further near apoplexy in Tory MPs and the Daily
Mail again who subsequently accused her of being warped, perverted,
sick and deranged; with one old Tory gimp even suggesting she should
be investigated by the police. Can you imagine? Investigated for
imagining the assassination of somebody already dead? Only in the
mind of a Tory fool could such an absurdity blossom.
The amusing thing about all of this is that Hilary Mantel is a really
intelligent writer and to see her being criticised and attacked by
those who also profess to write - as in the columnists and hacks at
the Daily Mail - makes for high comedy. It's like charlatans in fear
of the genuine article who make further fools of themselves by
pulling down their pants and waving their rudimentary scribbles
about, as though they had something to be proud of when in fact they
have everything to be embarrassed about. They are lightweights under
the impression that their views count for something when in fact
they're simply relics of a past now fossilised and obsolete, who
wither away on the vine of conservatism whilst those they are scared
of (immigrants, single mothers, the unemployed, chavs, Hilary Mantel
- the list is actually endless) move into the future.
As a writer, Hilary is probably perceived nowadays as a purveyor of
weighty, historical tomes but this isn't the only string to her bow,
her novel Fludd being a good example to highlight, it being a
strange brew of comedy, magical realism, and Christian eccentricity.
First published in 1989, it centres around a make-believe village in
the North of England in the 1950s where the Church and religion are
still dominant forces in people's lives though where everyone has
theological misgivings, grave concerns and doubts, not least of all
the local vicar himself. Following an order from the bishop that
various statues be removed from the church so as to focus the minds
of parishioners upon God rather than saints, a stranger arrives who
is taken to be an envoy of said bishop. He is, however, not all he
would seem and though it's never made clear, he could well be an
angel, a devil or possibly an alchemist.
Much fun and mischief is had in playing with the themes of religious
ridiculousness and the thankless task of presiding over a diocese of
what is termed 'simple people'. At times - for the first half of the
book, in fact - it reads like an episode of Father Ted, which seeing
as it's written by Hilary Mantel makes it all doubly amusing.
I don't think Hilary gets the balance quite right throughout the
whole book and you do tend to wonder at times where she's going with
her story but in the end it does all make sense. It also makes you
think; particularly when profound thought is drawn from the most
basic theological ponderings. There's a fair bit of symbolism going
on and a constant swing between reality and unreality, ending up in a
space somewhere between the two. For all that, it's still a very good
book and another fine example of beautiful, intelligent writing.
In the good sense of it (if there can be any other?), Hilary Mantel
is a classic, English eccentric who in her own quiet way is also
rather brave. Whether that's by accident or design is beside the
point. Anyone or anything that provokes the ire of the Daily Mail
must be doing something right. A curious thing also: in Budleigh
Salterton there's a lot of money. It's not only rich people there, of
course, but in certain parts of it there's a lot of wealth on display
and subsequently it leans heavily into Conservative politics. In such
a setting - as to be expected - there's also a fair few Daily Mail
and Telegraph readers and what all these people think of Hilary is
anyone's guess? What they make of the Daily Mail and its editorial
opinions in the context of it's attacks upon Hilary is also open to questioning, as is also Hilary's view of the
Mail nowadays?
Next time we meet (like sister and brother) I'll have to ask her.
John Serpico