UNDER EXMOUTH SKIES (Part 44)
It's not all sun, sea and frolicking on the beach down in Exmouth, you know? There are also the woods. If you walk into any pub in Exmouth, however, and ask about the goings-on in those woods at night, you'll be immediately stonewalled.
"We don't know nothing about such things in here and we think you'd best drink up and be on your way," you'll be told.
"But surely," you might respond "Something goes on in the woods at night what with all the chanting, the lit fires and the screams? And look! Look at this photo I took! There were naked nuns up in the woods two nights ago. They ran away when they saw me but not before I was able to take this photo. What were they doing up there? You must know, surely?"
To which the Landlord will pull out a shotgun and lay it on the bar and say "I think it's best you leave."
Come to Exmouth, try it and see...
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